About This

• HILARIOUS LOVE GIFT: Tell them how much you care with zero filter. This funny “I Love You More Than a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack” candle from Cedar Crate Market gets instant laughs and unforgettable reactions at first sight. Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or just because.
• PREMIUM SMALL-BATCH QUALITY: Each candle is hand-poured in the USA using natural soy wax derived from American-grown soybeans. It delivers a clean, even burn with no harsh chemicals or dyes, just pure scent and steady performance.
• LUXURY FRAGRANCE BLEND: A fresh and balanced mix of lemon, jasmine, and rosewood fills the room with a bright, lightly floral aroma. It’s uplifting yet cozy perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, or anywhere you want a scent that’s both clean and inviting.
• LONG-LASTING & BEAUTIFUL: With up to 50+ hours of burn time, this thick-walled glass jar holds up beautifully through every use. The sleek clear vessel, matte black lid, and natural kraft label fit any décor from rustic farmhouse to modern minimalist.
• PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Great for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend with a wicked sense of humor. Makes a hit gift for Valentine’s Day, Christmas, anniversaries, or even as a white elephant or gag exchange favorite.
• WOMAN-OWNED, FAMILY-OPERATED BRAND: Cedar Crate Market is a small USA-based company crafting premium soy candles with witty labels and long-lasting scents. Proudly poured, labeled, and shipped with love (and sarcasm) from Minnetonka, Minnesota.

Overview

• Brand : CEDAR CRATE MARKET
• Color : Back Alley 13.5oz
• Product Dimensions : 3.5"W x 4.25"H
• Item Weight : 1.3 pounds
• Number of Items : 1
• Scent : Aromatherapy, Botanical, Festive, Fresh, Jasmine Blossom
• Indoor/Outdoor Usage : Indoor
• Specific Uses For Product : Ambience, Aromatherapy, Celebration, Decoration, Home Fragrance
• Shape : Round
• Material : Soy Wax